biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Hey. Things are going to get better.

You cannot prevent it.

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

Have A Nice Day

babyanimalgifs:

Puppos first time seeing the sky leaking 

(via: @lifeofsterlingnewton)

usersasuke:

i think jeff bezos should personally deliver every amazon package until he dies of exhaustion and then whoevers doorstep he dies on gets his fortune

federalbureauofislam:

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

iwouldservehim:

annabethchasy:

my nonverbal ass is shook bc apparently (according to the replies) people who think in sentences also read in mental sentences… like when ur reading it’s as if there is a voice inside their heads reading it as if out loud. w i l d

neanderthyall:

Some of yall dont think in full sentences?

skylitreina:

You’re telling me there are people who actually think in sentences? Like full ass grammatical sentences?

mens-rights-activia:

This is earth shattering, I can’t believe there are people, who don’t think in sentences??? What the fuck is an abstract non-verbal thot? Y’all hoes think in Pictionary???? What the fuck

Y'all… don’t have a voice in your head that talks and reads for you?????

panicatthetaylorswiftconcert:

actionables:

when the premiere of your movie is on the same night as your pajama party so you have to compromise

He isn’t even wearing shoes omg

jaclcfrost:

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

black–twitter:

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

kierrabazilio:

gregwuzhere:

jaeswavy:

The accuracy!!!

No lie 😂😂

😒

twilightrenaissance:

twilightrenaissance:

edward: this is the skin of a killer, bella
bella: diamints

edward: no bella, please listen to me, i’m a killer like i literally want to kill you
bella: sparkli

mrsmeracurry:

localtiktoks:

Where’s his Oscar?

dankmemeuniversity:

skull-bearer:

headspace-hotel:

Not to be That Person, but tapeworms don’t have circulatory systems at all, let alone heartbeats.

Neither do the fetuses at the stage the heartbeat bills want to classify them as people, so this tweet works on multiple levels.